8.30.2008

Creating Contrast


My brother-in-law is beginning the social media part of his project. The first question is what's the first thing that comes to your mind when you here the phrase "Christian Art." I expanded the creepy part of my original comment here. When things become done for Christians by Christians, the original meaning or intended purpose becomes lost on the rest of the world and your point gets waaaaay off from what you intended. Let's take a gander at some interpretations of Jesus with alternate titles.

Child Bride Pedophile Jesuschristian humorLess said about this, the better.

Sorcerer Jesus
christian humor

Harry Potter has nothin' on this guy


Bored Jesus
christian humor

or "Frustrated Jesus," right in the middle of an eye roll after a disciple said
"Well, if Lazarus is sleeping, he'll get better!"

Snob Jesuschristian humorRemember in Return of the Jedi when that one dude says "You Rebel Scum!"
That's this face.


Really hating this time period Jesuschristian humorNo Running Water. No Internet. No Fooseball. No Happy.

Scary Phantom Jesuschristian humorIf I saw this in hovering over my bed, it would be time to move.
No calling "Ghost Hunters," just leave.

Thief Jesuschristian humorLookin' to score some quick coin.

Mirco-Manager Jesuschristian humorHere, Jesus and Paul Bettany (or Sting, circa 1984) race their ship around the tip of South America
to deliver their cargo before the others in the Fleet. Yar Har!


Stoned Jesuschristian humorwass-thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap?

8.06.2008

Psalm 23 - Freelancer | Consultant Version

The Lord is my contact, I shall not go broke.

He makes me stand in the hub of activity.

He leads me beside reputable companies.

He restores my value proposition.

He guides me to the best assignments for His own reputation's sake.

Even though I walk through the valley of unemployment, I will fear no creditors.

Your Network and Your Referrals, they comfort me.

You land a gig before me in the pressence of my competitors.

You annoint my head with trade secrets; my skillset overflows.

Surely better projects and good references will follow me all the days of my freelancing career

and my name will be in the front of the Lord's rolodex forever.

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Sorry for the loooong delay in posting. My employer was downsized by its corporate office which has left me to try my hand at consulting while looking for meaningful employment - it takes a lot of time.